“What is this awful sound? I thought you said a string #quartet was playing tonight.”
“I never said string. Triangle, tuba, kazoo, accordion. 1-2-3-4. Quartet.”
“What did I do to deserve this #torment?”
“I’m dating the kazoo player. Isn’t he dreamy?”
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“Please stop this #torment,” #Jasper begged his captors. “I shouldn’t have wrapped my gum in a page from the holy #book. Just tell me the punishment in #store!” “All right, to the #gallows then.” “Wait! I want the torment back!” #vssdaily #bravewrite #flexvss #vss365 #vssmagic
The endless #rain beat a steady #tattoo of #angst into the #pit of her stomach as she #wandered the house, trying to identify the strange cry. She heard a thump from the attic, but it was a #decoy. The real danger was behind her.
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Clearing out his grandmother’s house was exhausting work. Simon sat down with her old wooden jewelry box. In it was a brooch he’d never seen her wear, a golden snake #coiled around eggs of #precious stones. He peered closely as one began to crack. #whistpr #vssdaily
“My house or yours to work on the class project?” “My #preference is yours. There’s an #eclipse tonight. #Father always gets rather #gruff around that time.” “Oh, I forgot! What #creature does he turn into again?” #366FF #vss365 #flexvss #bravewrite #vssmagic
She could just make out the massive #footprint in the #darkness. There were no #knights left. Only her. She swallowed down #fear and #manic laughter, wiped her sweaty palm on her dress to get a better grip on the ax, and grimly plodded on toward #justice.
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The princess leaned out the open window. The knight expected to see #fear dissolving into joy at his appearance, but she looked unimpressed. “You’re a day late and a #dollar short, buddy,” she said. “I rescued myself yesterday.” #366FF #vssmagic #vss365 #brieflywrite
“…helpless against her powerful #allure, he #coiled around her like a–” “Father, you’ve got her loins both #quivering and #ablaze here, and ‘#burrows into her bosom’ is too–Alien.” “Sister Helen, if it weren’t for your #noble editing, the church roof fund would be doomed.”
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“And the award for best belly flop goes to Parker Hanover!” Parker scooted down in his seat. This was not what he’d hoped for from the Amateur Dive Competition. His wife gave him a shove forward. “Take your #wins #where you can get them.” #366FF #flexvss
“Instead of being jealous, you’re celebrating my promotion with #cake and #wine.” “You’ll #dive in and steer the firm out of the current #storm. A toast to you on the #cusp of greatness!” She leaned to give a #glimpse of cleavage to distract from the crystals in his glass.
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