“Why are you so sparkly? Are you a vampire now?”
“I was the sub in the kindergarten class. The craft…it was like an #explosion of glitter.”
“Are you crying?”
“Yes, I’m crying! I look like a Vegas showgirl! And vampires don’t sparkle.”

#vss365

“Stop being so #stubborn, Mitch.”
“I’m not going outside, Lisa.”
“At least the tutu is a flattering shade of pink. It really goes with your skin tone.”
“Fuck off, Lisa.”
“That’ll teach you to assume you know more about sports than a woman. Now dance your ass to work.”

#vss365