Infernal Machines

“Why the bad #mood?”

“It’s those infernal machines again. They’re stuck on the #delete #cycle and zapping everyone who enters the #parlor. I’m just #grateful no one I like has stopped by.”

“Did the fellow with the newspaper subscription #renewal–?”

“Zapped.”

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Good Wholesome Fun

They went up to the #seaside to indulge in a little adolescent #mischief. You #know, flipping the #swings over the bars on the playground, toilet papering houses, maybe a little #necromancy if they could find a #grave with an occupant who wasn’t too #decayed. The usual kid stuff.

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Kids These Days

“This is supposed to be a #numinous, somber occasion. Swinging that #skull in such a #lackadaisical way risks #injury. And it’s not a bowling ball!” “I like the #other Advanced Sacrifices teacher better. He says we should rip up the rules and #even have a little fun.”

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