“I predict that your next #paycheck will be your last.”
Liz slammed down her #mug of tea. “They’re going to fire me?”
“I only #embody the spirits, my dear. I don’t make the #connections.”
Later, seeing the car #drive toward her, Liz thought, “Oh, that’s what she meant.”
#vsshumour #converstory #vssmagic #366FF #vssdaily
“Excuse me, but are you the #Grand Purveyor of #Ancient Wisdom?”
The old man stopped #whittling. “Need #advice, eh? No, you want her.” He jerked his head toward a #dirty child with #flowers in her hair, parading in a jaunty fashion with a black #cat #prowling behind her.
#converstory #oxj #vssmagic #vssnature #horrorprompt #vssdaily #vssmystery
“How is it you always #pop by or #call when I happen to be feeling #amorous? Such an odd #talent.” “Isn’t that a bit #hyperbolic?” “Let’s not argue. I’ve got a #sextet of #tropical oils and a delightful #cludgeolut waiting.”
#vssdaily #flexvss #vss365 #vssmagic #converstory #vssnature #vssnonsense
“Now watch as I transform this chicken into a #phoenix! #Taadaa!”
“Ew, what is that?”
“A #tadpole. Again.”
“Can you turn it back?”
“I can turn it into a frog. Eventually. Pass the fishbowl.”
#vssmagic #converstory #vssnature
“#Pass the toast, please. Whole #wheat.” “A day of #jaw-dropping boredom working those infernal machines stretches to #infinity before us. Don’t be a #hero. Have a pastry.” “So many adjectives and #nouns at the crack of #dawn. I need coffee.”
#flexvss #vssnature #bravewrite #whistpr #vss365 #vssdaily #converstory #vssmagic
“Why the bad #mood?”
“It’s those infernal machines again. They’re stuck on the #delete #cycle and zapping everyone who enters the #parlor. I’m just #grateful no one I like has stopped by.”
“Did the fellow with the newspaper subscription #renewal–?”
“Zapped.”
#converstory #whistpr #vssmurder #vssmagic #flexvss #bravewrite #vss365
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