Accepting a date with this tourist had been a mistake. “I love the way you talk here.’Mind the #gap,’ what does that even mean? Adorable.” She stepped around the dimensional portal in the sidewalk and looked back. Oh, dear. He hadn’t minded the gap. #whistpr
“Come on, #open the train #window. It’s a #barrier to having a good #palaver.” “Well, yes, you’re going into #exile.” “Don’t be #stern. I had no idea your #culture was so unreasonable.” “He shouldn’t have grabbed your bottom, but you turned him into a puddle of goo!”
Pete never meant to start a #cult, but when Ken next door asked why the finches flocked to his feeder, he joked that he #embodied an ancient #bird-god. They get together on weekends and #burn offerings. Like a barbecue, only in these feathered robes Patty made for sewing class.