“#Nobody will want to read this. For one thing, hair isn’t #unruly. It doesn’t have a will of its own.” “I think Medusa would disagree.” “And the way you try to #flaunt your vocabulary–a shirt can’t ‘exacerbate’ a woman’s cleavage.” “You need to get out more.”
#Journal Entry #73: Old Mrs. Field walks to the mailbox. Opens it. Looks disappointed. Glances up and down the street. What is she #waiting for? She waves to Mr. Peters. He looks shifty. She’s looking this way! I think she knows I’m onto her.