That’s One Way To Put It

“I predict that your next #paycheck will be your last.”

Liz slammed down her #mug of tea. “They’re going to fire me?”

“I only #embody the spirits, my dear. I don’t make the #connections.”

Later, seeing the car #drive toward her, Liz thought, “Oh, that’s what she meant.”

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Nagging Doubts

Nicole sighed. Dragged to another #seance by Nana.

“A spirit has crossed the #barrier between worlds! She has some #advice for you, child.”

“For me?” Nana elbowed her. “I mean, thank you, Madame Esme.”

“#Pack a sweater. The #plane will be chilly.”

Wasn’t that just like Mom?

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A Leaky Loft Calls For Lusty Loins

“…helpless against her powerful #allure, he #coiled around her like a–” “Father, you’ve got her loins both #quivering and #ablaze here, and ‘#burrows into her bosom’ is too–Alien.” “Sister Helen, if it weren’t for your #noble editing, the church roof fund would be doomed.”

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