Small Victories

She felt tired, beaten-down, bored with the day-to-day drudgery. Roused by the call of “Mom, the toilet’s clogged!” she trudged to the bathroom. After the final flush, she cried in triumph, “I am the #queen! May all lesser uncloggers bow before me!” “Mom’s being weird.” #whistpr

All Dressed Up

“I always wanted to #impersonate a #mermaid. What song should I sing to lure men to their deaths?” “It’s a Halloween costume, and that’s sirens, not mermaids.” “We should hit the beach before trick-or-treating. You could hex some people.” “It’s just a costume!”

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